What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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What do you call a terrorist who's always late?

9/12

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi