What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"