How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

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What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.