How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.