How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.