How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.