How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.