What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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What do you call it when someone from Belarus lies to you?

A Belaruse!

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog