What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.