What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What does a plankton name its dog?

Phyto.

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.