What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.