What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you call an agnostic?

An athe-ish.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog