What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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What is posthumous work ?

Something written by someone after they are dead !

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets