What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po