What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

It's pointless