Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.