Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...