Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.