Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

A very witch person.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"