Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

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Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(