Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.