Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......