Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!