Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.