Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback