Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.