Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a black man with a gun ?

You call him "sir".

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.