Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......