Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!