Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.