Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!