How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback