How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback