How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.