How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

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What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.