How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.