How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.