How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback