Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?