Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(