How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

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How do you make an orange turn red?

Get John Boehner to cry.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.