Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

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How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.