Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.