Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
You must not bring either to the movies.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Because baggers can't be choosers.
Carrie Fisher.
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
A family friend paying a visit.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.