Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!