Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...