Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

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Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."