Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
She has cancer
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
A casket
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
It reminds him of Uncle Ben.
The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.
