because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
February 14th.
Because they are always in duh skies
It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!
American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.