Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5, one to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.