What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get