What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.