What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

What do you call a blonde geek with cancer?

A dumb terminal

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way