What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

Reproduce Jokes More Reproduce Jokes

How do Sesame Street characters reproduce?

Big bird's eggs and ABCmen.

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.