Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.