Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.