Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.