He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
They stand on their mesqui-toes!
I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
Not being retarded.
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Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Because he is outstanding in his field.