Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.