He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
The players all drowned in spring training.
My erection.
Dix.
Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Tsar Napoleon.
The No-Bell prize.
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.
Because he is outstanding in his field.