Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ?

Ph.P.

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.