Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.