He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
Cha-chink!
There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.
