Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.