Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Scare Crow Jokes More Scare Crow Jokes

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Why was the scare crow given an award?

Because he is outstanding in his field.