Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.