Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.