Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.