Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A: A snowmobile!

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.