Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why was the snowman infertile?

He had snow balls

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap