Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.