Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What does snowman say to the other snowman?

What does snowman say to the other snowman? - It smells of carrots!

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway