Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.