Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.