What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Bob Marley Jokes More Bob Marley Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!