What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Bob Marley Jokes More Bob Marley Jokes

What was Bob Marley's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

With jammin

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode