What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Bob Marley Jokes More Bob Marley Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!