So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Scares their dogs.
Because they Marry Christmas!
Because one egg is
You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
Thort thorts.
Because there horns don't work. :)
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.
Toulouse
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
A gramma ray
It was an emergent sea.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
