Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

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Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia

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What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.