Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

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What's reddit without the R&ampD?

Edit:

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

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Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!