Because he left a residue at every pole.
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They held the telephone wires off the ground.
Because he doesnt do well on the poles
When Jesus cleared the temple.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Deport him.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
to find better jobs
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
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Because they like Poles.
Running into one could really ruin your day.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Because they pee on poles.
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
The Master Baiter.
He's taking over the Poles.
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
A magnet only has two Poles.
OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!
Wine-er-melon
You can sense his presents.
Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him
With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)
A polar bear
One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.
Nunavut.
Clearly not this one!
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
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Someone who is out-standing in his field!
A lost clause.
Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.
A master-baiter
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
