How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)