What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

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Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)