Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.