Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

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So the can smell like big girls!

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ShakiRA

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A Cairo-practor

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!