Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!