Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.