What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men?

broosts

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What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

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