What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

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