What do you call a man who can smell the future?

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Why did the policeman smell bad?

Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

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