Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.