Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.