Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

What's a star trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!