Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Kirk Jokes More Kirk Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What's a star trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk