How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What do you call a disobedient feline pirate?

A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!

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What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!