How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.