How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios

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What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her