How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !