Captain Kirk Jokes

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!