What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

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a LepreKHAAAAAAN!