What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!