What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

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What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!