What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.