What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

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What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!