How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

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What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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Where do esport players go if they get arrested?

Guantanamo ebay

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black