The pet store
The chicken crossed it.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Because New Jersey drivers are terrible
You switch sides at half time.
The pawlice.
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
In the ICU.
Ay puppi.
To pick up some chicks.
