What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

Pet Store Jokes More Pet Store Jokes

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.