What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)