What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What do you call a woman without an sshole?

A: Divorced

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite?

An autistocrat.