What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.