What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.