What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad