What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section