What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What's the strongest plant in the world?

Eucaliftus

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Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Who would rule in a dog world ?

The pawlice.

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.