What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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Caesar salad

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !