What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.