Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar