Magnet Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?

Bi-Polar

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

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Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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A magnetic banana.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

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What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

How do you reload a cardboard gun?

With paper clips.