Magnet Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?

Bi-Polar

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

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They're very attractive.

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

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A Warsaw...

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Because it was bipolar.

How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.