Magnet Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?

Bi-Polar

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

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Why is the magnet on medication?

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