What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

North Jokes More North Jokes

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Magnetic Banana Jokes More Magnetic Banana Jokes

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.