North Jokes

When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.