Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

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What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

What do you call a kid with no friends!?

A Sandy Hook survivor!!

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."