Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...