Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

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What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow. I'll show myself out...

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...