There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!
It had a plane to catch.
biting an apple and finding half a worm
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
to find better jobs
The Master Baiter.
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...
The pole dance.
