How to climb a flight of stairs?

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What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What did the stupid ghost do?

He used to climb over walls.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None. He "fell".

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.