How to climb a flight of stairs?

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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.