Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.