Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ?

Basket home it's nearly dark!

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.