Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
Because he couldn't bark
To see what was on the other side.
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
Basket home it's nearly dark!
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
A: You make me flip my lid.