Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.