Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.