Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.