Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

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Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn