What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

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Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator