What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

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Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn