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What if I sewed myself shut?
Doc: Suture self.
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What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing. It just shuts up.
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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?
With their eyes shut !
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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?
None! Cats can't sew!
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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?
Sew sew
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