What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

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Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew