What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

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Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him