How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!