How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

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Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!