How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!

Fur Coat Jokes More Fur Coat Jokes

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !