What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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What do you call a laughing mayonnaise?

lmayo ahh

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn