What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift