What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed?

He He He

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What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!