What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn