What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew