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None! Cats can't sew!
Make it sew number 1!
Sew sew
Who sews in a barn
Sewed him
Make it *sew*!
My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut
It's sew sew
Tailor Swift
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
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Make it sew!
Doc: Suture self.
They do not sew
Taylor Swift...
One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
The number of the car that hit you.
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
A: Out dated farming equipment.
A police shooting range.
The Game
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
Make it Tso's Number One."
It was raining cats and dogs
Because of the tree bark.
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.