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None! Cats can't sew!
Make it sew number 1!
Sew sew
Who sews in a barn
Sewed him
Make it *sew*!
My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut
It's sew sew
Tailor Swift
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
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Make it sew!
Doc: Suture self.
They do not sew
Taylor Swift...
One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.
A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
That's amorehay!
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
Make it Tso's Number One."
Captain's log
sixty-nine
A: 3 years
They both drop their needles !
Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.